enter a handle. we rank its whole SimCluster — mutuals, widened to follows if too small — on menace vocabulary, caps-lock monologuing, chaos emoji, lair-hours posting, and instigation, and shortlist the top 10 villain candidates. pick one, review the audition dossier, and clear a mandatory villain-coding interview before the offer letter.
works on any handle — yours, a friend's, whoever's been "affirming" a little too readily.
three rounds, mandatory. clear all three to unlock the offer letter. code runs entirely in your browser — nothing is sent anywhere.
each SimCluster member's bio and up to 100 recent posts get scanned for villain-coded vocabulary (a real word list, weighted 40%), shouting ALL-CAPS words that aren't common acronyms (15%), chaos signal — exclamation density and villain-adjacent emoji (20%), lair-hours posting between midnight and 5am UTC (10%), and instigation — reply ratio and average post length as a monologue proxy (15%). the weighted sum is a 0-100 score; the strongest single axis picks an archetype. the cover letter and worktrial checklist quote real numbers and, where one exists, a real matching post as Exhibit A. the interview round is three actual reskinned technical-interview problems, graded against real test cases in your browser. it's real math and a real (tiny) coding test. the hiring committee is not real.